Here are my political views
Political views
Rick Scott looks like Voldemort.
Wanna hear a joke?...THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
Wanna hear a joke?...THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
Deadly Serious Party
The Deadly Serious Party is a party that stood candidates in Austrailian elections in the 1980s. Its platform included dispatching a flock of killer penguins to protect Australia's coastline from Argentine invasion, an age freeze, and the appointment of silly people to all the portfolios that matter. It was deregistered effective 2 November 1988 for not having the required 500 members.
Fun Facts
1. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.
2. There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty International and Dalailama.com.
3. The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
4. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
5. If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
6. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
7. Members of the armed forces and the police cannot vote in the Dominican Republic.
8. The Mall in Washington, D.C. is 1.4 times larger than Vatican City.
9. The ten most generous governments (relative to GDP) are all in Europe.
10. 72% of people in Mali earn less than $1 per day.
11. More than 20% of the votes in the 2001 elections in Argentina were invalid.
12. You can be imprisoned for not voting in Fiji, Chile and Egypt - at least in theory.
13. Former enemies, America and Russia now have a great deal in common - they both lead the world in locking people up.
14. The word "politics" describes the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
15. Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, and Dostoevsky were all epileptics (aka brain disorder).
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
18. The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
19. The highest publicly reported amount of money paid for a domain name is $7.5 million! Paid for business.com.
20. A single individual, Dr. Lieven P. Van Neste, owns over 200,000 domain names!
21. Every 23 seconds a Tupperware party starts somewhere in the world.
22. The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system, employing over a million people!
23. The major air-polluting industries are iron, steel and cement.
24. Sweden is the largest spender on ketchup.
25. Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
26. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian.
27. A company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song 'Happy Birthday'.
28. The 'save' icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
2. There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty International and Dalailama.com.
3. The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
4. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
5. If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
6. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
7. Members of the armed forces and the police cannot vote in the Dominican Republic.
8. The Mall in Washington, D.C. is 1.4 times larger than Vatican City.
9. The ten most generous governments (relative to GDP) are all in Europe.
10. 72% of people in Mali earn less than $1 per day.
11. More than 20% of the votes in the 2001 elections in Argentina were invalid.
12. You can be imprisoned for not voting in Fiji, Chile and Egypt - at least in theory.
13. Former enemies, America and Russia now have a great deal in common - they both lead the world in locking people up.
14. The word "politics" describes the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
15. Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, and Dostoevsky were all epileptics (aka brain disorder).
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
18. The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
19. The highest publicly reported amount of money paid for a domain name is $7.5 million! Paid for business.com.
20. A single individual, Dr. Lieven P. Van Neste, owns over 200,000 domain names!
21. Every 23 seconds a Tupperware party starts somewhere in the world.
22. The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system, employing over a million people!
23. The major air-polluting industries are iron, steel and cement.
24. Sweden is the largest spender on ketchup.
25. Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
26. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian.
27. A company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song 'Happy Birthday'.
28. The 'save' icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
What famous document begins: "When in the course of human events..."?
What current branch of the U.S. military was a corps of only 50 soldiers when World War I broke out?
What game was created by French mathematician Blaise Pascal, which he discovered when doing experiments into perpetual motion?
Who said: "I'm the president of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli"?
What so-called "war" spawned the dueling slogans "Better Dead Than RED" and "Better Red Than Dead" in the 1950's?
What president was shot while walking to California Governor Jerry Brown' office?
Who earned infamy for noting: "A billion dollars isn't worth what it used to be"?
What ethnic group was largely responsible for building most of the early railways in the U.S. West?
What former speaker of the U.S. House has a chair in peace studies named for him at the University of Ulster?
What was a gladiator armed with, in addition to a dagger and spear?
What future Soviet dictator was training to be a priest when he got turned on to Marxism?
What election year saw bumper stickers reading "Wallace, Wallace, Uber Alles"?
What 20th-century conflict was dubbed the "forgotten war" despite 54,246 U.S. deaths?
What single name is more commonly applied to Holy Roman Emperor Charles the Great?
Who was the last president of the Soviet Union?
What had Pliny the Younger seen erupt when he wrote: "We were terrified to see everything changed, buried in ashes like snowdrifts"?
Who saw the turtleneck he wore at cease-fire talks in Bosnia fetch $5,000 at auction?
What Alabama city saw state troopers attack Civil Rights marchers on Edmund Pettis Bridge?
What Texan ended up with one delegate after spending $12 million of his own money running for president in 1980?
What congressional award was Dr. Mary Edwards Walker the first woman to receive?
What modern vehicle was invented to circumvent trench warfare?
What California city did the last Pony Express ride end in?
Who was the first U.S. president to adopt the informal version of his first name?
What civil rights leader did Dorothy Parker leave the bulk of her estate to?
What did Republicans call the platform they hyped in the 1994 Congressional elections?
What brave-hearted Scottish patriot led soldiers to a defeat of the English at the Battle of Cambuskenneth in 1297?
What nation issued the five-dollar bill found in Abraham Lincoln's pocket when he was shot?
What political system was gradually dismantled in South Africa, starting in 1989?
What was 11th-century Spanish military leader Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar better know as?
Scroll past these funny cat pictures to find the answers.
What current branch of the U.S. military was a corps of only 50 soldiers when World War I broke out?
What game was created by French mathematician Blaise Pascal, which he discovered when doing experiments into perpetual motion?
Who said: "I'm the president of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli"?
What so-called "war" spawned the dueling slogans "Better Dead Than RED" and "Better Red Than Dead" in the 1950's?
What president was shot while walking to California Governor Jerry Brown' office?
Who earned infamy for noting: "A billion dollars isn't worth what it used to be"?
What ethnic group was largely responsible for building most of the early railways in the U.S. West?
What former speaker of the U.S. House has a chair in peace studies named for him at the University of Ulster?
What was a gladiator armed with, in addition to a dagger and spear?
What future Soviet dictator was training to be a priest when he got turned on to Marxism?
What election year saw bumper stickers reading "Wallace, Wallace, Uber Alles"?
What 20th-century conflict was dubbed the "forgotten war" despite 54,246 U.S. deaths?
What single name is more commonly applied to Holy Roman Emperor Charles the Great?
Who was the last president of the Soviet Union?
What had Pliny the Younger seen erupt when he wrote: "We were terrified to see everything changed, buried in ashes like snowdrifts"?
Who saw the turtleneck he wore at cease-fire talks in Bosnia fetch $5,000 at auction?
What Alabama city saw state troopers attack Civil Rights marchers on Edmund Pettis Bridge?
What Texan ended up with one delegate after spending $12 million of his own money running for president in 1980?
What congressional award was Dr. Mary Edwards Walker the first woman to receive?
What modern vehicle was invented to circumvent trench warfare?
What California city did the last Pony Express ride end in?
Who was the first U.S. president to adopt the informal version of his first name?
What civil rights leader did Dorothy Parker leave the bulk of her estate to?
What did Republicans call the platform they hyped in the 1994 Congressional elections?
What brave-hearted Scottish patriot led soldiers to a defeat of the English at the Battle of Cambuskenneth in 1297?
What nation issued the five-dollar bill found in Abraham Lincoln's pocket when he was shot?
What political system was gradually dismantled in South Africa, starting in 1989?
What was 11th-century Spanish military leader Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar better know as?
Scroll past these funny cat pictures to find the answers.
A: The Declaration of Independence.
A: The U.S. Air Force.
A: The Game of Roulette.
A: George Bush.
A: The Cold War.
A: Gerald Ford.
A: J. Paul Getty.
A: The Chinese.
A: Thomas P. "Tip" O'Neill.
A: A net.
A: Joseph Stalin.
A: 1968.
A: The Korean War.
A: Charlemagne.
A: Mikail Gorbachev.
A: Mount Vesuvius.
A: Jimmy Carter.
A: Selma.
A: John Connally.
A: Medal of Honor.
A: The Tank
A: Sacramento.
A: Jimmy Carter.
A: Martin Luther King Jr.
A: The Contract With America.
A: William Wallace.
A: The Confederate States of America.
A: Apartheid.
A: El Cid.