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KONA OCHI PANIKOS
This video is from back when the flinstones were sponsered by Winstons.
"I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."
-snooki
For you week-minded non-scholars panikos is greek for panic. But don't panic! this website has nothing to do with panic. Just remember 7 days without panic makes one week.
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Each page has a game
-Don't Panic--smashing
-Stop Waiting--Tower Defense Game
-Rocket Man--Chronotron
-The Extraordinary Life Of the PANDA-- Siegius
-It Came From Outerspace-- Portal
-Political Views-- Obama Alien Defense and quiz
"I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."
-snooki
For you week-minded non-scholars panikos is greek for panic. But don't panic! this website has nothing to do with panic. Just remember 7 days without panic makes one week.
Vote in the poll box
if you have any ideas for the website, post them in the forums at the bottom of the page.
Each page has a game
-Don't Panic--smashing
-Stop Waiting--Tower Defense Game
-Rocket Man--Chronotron
-The Extraordinary Life Of the PANDA-- Siegius
-It Came From Outerspace-- Portal
-Political Views-- Obama Alien Defense and quiz
from hipster hitler.com
two weeks ago.... good times
Pistols for Pandas
But I'm also the voice of a non-profit organization called Pistols for Pandas that I hold very near and dear to my new sunglasses. In light of the recent, made-up holiday "erf day" I thought I'd tell you just how P-for-P gets small firearms into the paws of our planet's most adorable, and most unarmed, creatures. For every dollar you give to Pistols for Pandas we laugh at you, 'cause, like, what good's a dollar gonna do? But for every five dollars you give we buy one box of cereal with the best prize in it. I eat said cereal, play with the prize, nd save the box top. Once we have enough box tops, I dress up like a fifth grader and take them to a local school. That buys the school a computer, which I sneak out with after charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media centre ladies. I take these computers to a local pawn shop, and exchange them for the weapons pandas need. And finally, when nobody's looking, I dump these pistols into the panda habitat down at the local zoo. (Did you hear that? I used the word "local" like three times. That means this good cause is even upittier than most!) We're destroying these poor creatures faster than ever before. we don't give them the means to protect themselves when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort, who will?
Pistols For Pandas: This good cause is good...'cause!
Pistols For Pandas: This good cause is good...'cause!
Funny tweets--cause your not clever enough to make your own
FlyoverJoel It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway.
TheChrisAngel As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's.
nealbrennan I have an earning disability.
YUCKYBOT I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday.
FilthyRichmond My daughter is at that awkward age where she doesn't want to wear the same dirty clothes to school all week long
If I could choose a superpower it'd be to stop time ...because there are some odd looking people that I just want to get a closer look at. (cerebralbeef)
I have more issues than a magazine stand. (idlecool)
GREAT. I LOST THE KEY FOR MY CAPS LOCK. (MrWordsworth)
I haven't been this drunk since the last time I was this drunk. (TheBlessMess)
All the world’s a stage, and some people just aren’t cut out for speaking parts. (MrFornicator)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
A song for my dear mom that is in the sky.............she is an astronaut.
famous last words: hold my beer and watch this.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
TheChrisAngel As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's.
nealbrennan I have an earning disability.
YUCKYBOT I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday.
FilthyRichmond My daughter is at that awkward age where she doesn't want to wear the same dirty clothes to school all week long
If I could choose a superpower it'd be to stop time ...because there are some odd looking people that I just want to get a closer look at. (cerebralbeef)
I have more issues than a magazine stand. (idlecool)
GREAT. I LOST THE KEY FOR MY CAPS LOCK. (MrWordsworth)
I haven't been this drunk since the last time I was this drunk. (TheBlessMess)
All the world’s a stage, and some people just aren’t cut out for speaking parts. (MrFornicator)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
A song for my dear mom that is in the sky.............she is an astronaut.
famous last words: hold my beer and watch this.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
NA NA NA - My Chemical Romance
Bullet Proof Heart - My Chemical Romance
i'm not gonna be one of those losers who has a game website but cant make flash games so all the credit here goes to MINICLIP .com Don't Panic
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